Co-written by Bert Havenith. Follow-up to Barry’s story, https://eliotjohn.co.uk/2018/05/04/dear-wanker-hairdresser/ Continue reading When Bert Met Barry
Rocking up looking like Kelly Clarkson, circa 2006.
My head literally wants to tear itself off of my own body though.
Help me, heeeeelp, there’s a rabid badger clawing at my scalp! Continue reading Dear Wanker-Hairdresser,
The original piece that inspired ‘Pieces’ Continue reading Grandparents in London
This piece is based on a story that my sister relayed to me about her shenanigans in America. It’s called ‘UBER NIGHT’ and it’s a monologue…
This is 100% what she sounds like on the phone when she’s drunk af. Continue reading UBER NIGHT
Stacking shelves, shovelling shit, stacking shelves, shovelling shit, shovelling shelves and stacking shit and shit and other shelves, and shit. Continue reading Conversation with a Cat/A Misunderstanding of a Date