A little self-reflection goes a long way Continue reading “The Impressions We Leave Are Really Unexpected I guess”
Co-written by Bert Havenith. Follow-up to Barry’s story, https://eliotjohn.co.uk/2018/05/04/dear-wanker-hairdresser/ Continue reading When Bert Met Barry
Rocking up looking like Kelly Clarkson, circa 2006.
My head literally wants to tear itself off of my own body though.
Help me, heeeeelp, there’s a rabid badger clawing at my scalp! Continue reading Dear Wanker-Hairdresser,
Stacking shelves, shovelling shit, stacking shelves, shovelling shit, shovelling shelves and stacking shit and shit and other shelves, and shit. Continue reading Conversation with a Cat/A Misunderstanding of a Date